thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

(Source: kawaii-dogs-cats)


bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.


(Source: kingudamu)



kill-whitepeople:

hulk hogan asks the question that is on everyone’s mind 

kill-whitepeople:

hulk hogan asks the question that is on everyone’s mind 


wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me


sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

(Source: slippier)


stevasbeavus:

I must try this

stevasbeavus:

I must try this


(Source: wesleysnopes)


amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.


if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag

amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag


(Source: itscarts)


tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase


sextspert:

ridge:

:/

I want all water to be wet

sextspert:

ridge:

:/

I want all water to be wet