(Source: cyphyy)


davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go


unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit


callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

(Source: suspectrobot)


notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

(Source: viejospellejos)


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punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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swag bitch



buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two


(Source: onichanfuckedme)


ughjosh:

I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.

(Source: ughjosh)


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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph)